There are two shows that need to make their way to Netflix Watch Instantly…

The Simpsons: 

and the Big Bang Theory:


Teacher: On Monday we are going to have a test on the last two tests we took. Also, remember your final is on Friday!

Students: 


Period cramps…


My friend had one cupcake left:


Those last few weeks of school when there is nothing to do…


teleporting cat 

teleporting cat 


Nothing like a kiss to start my day…

What my friends think:

What I think: 



The conversation made a full circle.

Me: Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?
Cleverbot: YES. I know EVERYTHING about the Chamber of Secrets :D.
Me: Can you tell me?
Cleverbot: No. But I can show you.
Me: How?
Cleverbot: Let me take you back 50 years ago.
Me: SHIT!
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language. This is a public website.
Me: Oh stop talking Tom Riddle.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about the chamber of secrets?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me?
Me: No, but I can show you.