Every time I go to the dentist…


There are two shows that need to make their way to Netflix Watch Instantly…

The Simpsons: 

and the Big Bang Theory:


Let summer begin!


My mom was “testing” umbrellas and opening them in our house. Inside.

                                           


This is usually how my last day of school is…pure excitement, and then the exhaustion hits.


“Yeah I love to make love to you baby…”-J Lo Dance Again


I always want my high fives to be as great as this:

But they usually end up like this: 



Graduation

Me: I'm so excited for graduation.
Friend: Since you don't like people, we should go to a nice dinner just the three of us.
Me: You know me so well.